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January 7, 2006
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Pumpkin Desktop Mullet Man by KantQontrolMyself Pumpkin Desktop Mullet Man by KantQontrolMyself
'Lo and behold, the next wallpaper in a series of many! This one includes the entire Pumpkin Cheese Mullet gang (Well, the main ones :XD:), including our heroes, the Statewide League Of Super Dumbasses, and the infamous baddies. And since I feel like it, in order, I shall give a description as well, for those uninformed. (From left to right)

1. Spider-mister: Secretly known as Parker Peter, Spider-mister is...well, obviously just like Spiderman. Just with a fancier title and a weirder name.

2. Birdie-chick: Yet another rip-off hero, Birdie-chick is definitely the nicely spirited one in the group, and certainly not a dumbass. Well, actually most of them aren't. Man, she sure looks like someone we know...doesn't she...?

3. The Blacklight Bulb: Probably the most original rip-off in the group, the Blacklight Bulb combines dark energy with dark skin as he busts out those rhymes, of awesome, pants. Loves to poke Pillsbury Doughman.

4. The Pillsbury Dough-Man: Not the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but rather his uncle, whom is made of some literally kick-ass dough. He sure hates being poked, that's for sure...or thrown...or impaled...or....

5. Mikael Akerfeldt: The lead singer of death-prog outfit Opeth utilizes super low growls to bring foes to their knees (as well as fans), or uses beautiful melodic singing to lull them to sleep. He's not so active as the rest of the crew.

6. Moscow Man: Kind of the sub-leader, since he watches over the S.W.L.S.D while No Clue and P.C.M.M are away. His poofy Russian coat not only gives him style, but certainly makes it look way cooler when he takes down bad guys. Provided he does...

7. No Clue: The esteemed side-kick of Pumpkin Cheese Mullet Man, No Clue really clue. His common sense may be crap, and he is pretty stupid sometimes, but he does seem to be smart enough to question things a lot. His lobster arm and huge tooth come from pill symptoms.

8. Pumpkin Cheese Mullet Man: The man. The main boss. The mullet. Mr. Man uses Pumpkin Cheese bombs to blow everyone away, and is indeed the most insane moron to ever be considered a super hero. His special pumpkin can be used to change him into Ruroni Jamison, as No Clue's ankh can transform him into Austin Nathrakh.

9. Speedo Man: He...wears a Speedo. He's not really in the group as much as he should be, since he's sort of a freelancer, but when he comes, he sure knows how to keep score of situations. Especially when it involves water polo...

10. Evil Randy: Pumpkin Cheese Mullet Man's arch nemesis. He's definitely the smartest out of everybody, so it's a wonder why he picks on such idiots. Easy target? Perhaps. But boy does he look snazzy when he wreaks havoc and chaos unto our heroes.

11. Nerdbutt: Talk about the biggest nerd on the planet. His trading card collection can't be beat, and his teeth couldn't POSSIBLY get any bigger, could they? He's usually hiding about in card shops and chess clubs. For the record, his mom dresses him every morning.

12. German Milk Queen: She works alone, and boy does she look silly compared to everybody...ever. The only true part to her name is milk...for obvious reasons. She's not German, nor is a queen of anything. The cow cape was stolen off of a homeless man that lived near her house.

Enjoy :D.
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scarymonkey Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2006
You're characters are cool.I think I like The Blacklight Bulb the best.I knew a kid exactly like him back in the day.I like the name Parker Peter.Nerdbutt's teeth sure are big.I bet he could bite through a school bus with those.
KantQontrolMyself Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2006
Ha, a schoolbus indeed :lmao:. Heh, glad you enjoy them!
XypherZX Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2006
This is certainly a jolly cast there! The character placement is awesome and the poses too ^^ The wallpaper could be a nice cover for multiple purposes ( Music CD, VG game , Comic etc.) Keep it up :XD:
KantQontrolMyself Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2006
Ha, a Pumpkin Cheese Mullet Man video game :XD:. If I ever get that good at Flash, I'll have to consider doing that. Thanks very much for the awesome comment :).

As for a CD, I'd imagine it to be a bunch of loud and screamy death metal about pumpkins and cheese :lmao:.
XypherZX Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2006
That would be so awesome :XD: Take your time learning more flash ~ Your welcome again :D

Yeah, that would be hilarous :XD:
KantQontrolMyself Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2006
I'm certainly taking time. And I should've taken more time before I did what I'm doin' to #200. I've had FAR too many close calls with that one...!
madmoo Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2006
SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOO OOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOL but yah nice seeing you guys agian you comp nerds lol haging in cerics class but yah what up man hey if im not doing anything spring break lets do something any way nice wallpaper i love it i like how you do the side back line up but yah awsome see yah around
KantQontrolMyself Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2006
Oo, Spring Break. Hmm, I wonder if Live Oak and GHS give it on the same week...

Anywho, thanks for enjoying Tyler, and glad you were able to visit! That was most awesome :D.
madmoo Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2006
by the way ill be there next friday becuase we get it off and you guys dont have it off so yah ill see you friday
KantQontrolMyself Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2006
But...NOOO!! I'll be off to MacWorld with J.C :(. Dammmnnn!!! But...! DUDE! Call me Monday! We must do something! Either that, or come to my house at 1:00 PM. That'd be most excellent!
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