Friday Night

Drink, Drive, Think, DIE!
Road rules need not apply,
On a party on a Friday night...
Get ready 'cause you're gonna die,
Paint the road with your red blight.

Vision blurs,
Judgment fades,
The road darkens,
INCOMING!!

8 friends, all drunk, sitting in the backseat,
No seatbelts, head on, 40 miles more than legal speed.
Dead on. Head on.
No predictions,
No precautions,
You didn't give a fuck.
About your friends,
About your family,
About your life,
Your fucking life.
8 of your friends,
Slowly becoming numbers.

You are sitting in your seat being thrown into the windshield,
Passengers are tossed out the front and flying behind your seat,
While the idiots in the truck bed smash the rear-view window,
And your friend Jimmy gets tossed outside and impaled by the stop sign,
And the telephone pole comes crashing down into 4 other victims,
Smashing their bodies and mangling into ludicrous formations,
Everyone's electrocuted while you try to recouperate,
But the other car's cargo is coming straight at you towards your face.
Before it all impales you, you finally think about what you've done.
"Don't drink and drive" as all your mistakes shove straight through your head.
Then your crimson graffiti and gushy remnants spread across the wreckage,
10 lives lost, 5 families crushed, and only 1 blame.

The lawyers dispute,
The parents grieve,
You were too young.
Too stupid, naive,
As to the danger.
The danger that passed,
Now imbedded in your cranium.
Now it's in your head...
Literally...

Friday night, goddamn Friday night...
When party animals go,
To drink, to drive, don't think, but DIE!
Millions killed, hundreds of millions killed!
When intoxication take the wheel,
To drink, to strive, don't blink, but BYE!

Feel the fear, know the power of beer.
When life blurs, don't let death steer.
Teetotalers live to see what happened here.

Party yourself to hell.
Drink it all down, down.
Party until the night dies.
Drink it 'til it's gone, GONE!

Inhibition, drink it away.
Intoxication, drink it in.
Graduation, drink it away.
Decapitation, suck it DOWN!!!

A toast to statistics...